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08.12.2025
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Allusionist 222. A Christmas Carol
Today, we read the novelisation of The Muppet Christmas Carol, also known
as the 1843 festive lit hit A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.
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02.12.2025
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Festivelusionists
'Tis the season for the festive Allusionists! You can also listen/see me read all of A Christmas Carol on YouTube, with musical and visual accompaniment from Martin Austwick.Here’s your playlist of episodes from the back catalogue, which are all also available in your podcast app, of course:
WintervalIt’s a portmanteau that became shorthand for the War On Christmas™, with a side of ‘political correctness gone mad’. But this is very unfair to Winterval.
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24.11.2025
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Allusionist 221. Scribe
"I have never felt so naked. That's how exposed I felt at the idea that my
handwriting was going to be seen by the world," says Tim Brookes, founder
of the Endangered Alphabets Project and author of the new book about
handwriting By Hand: Can the Art of Writing Be Saved? Writing the book
(yes, by hand!) celebrates the act of handwriting, even overcoming the
shame arising from his own.
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10.11.2025
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Allusionist 220. Disobedience
“The more we look into social structures, the more many of us realize we
don't fit into them," says So Mayer, author of the new book Bad Language,
"So each phrase or set of vocabulary is another piece of that
dismantlement.” We discuss finding vocabulary for oneself, coming out as a
speech act, growing up under Section 28, busting through oppression and
shame, and joyous listening.
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26.10.2025
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Allusionist 219. Making Trouble
A change of scene for one episode: recently the brilliant poet and
performer Molly Naylor interviewed me for her podcast Making Trouble, about
creativity, and she kindly let me run a version of that episode here for
you. We're talking about ideas, but also long-term creative careers,
mortality, podcasting, external validation, and Molly offers some great
prompts for either sparking ideas or making a dinner conversation a bit
more lively.
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08.10.2025
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Allusionist 218. Banned Books
It's Banned Books Week. Honorary youth chair Iris Mogul and Sam Helmick,
president of the American Library Association, talk about what it is, why
it matters so much, and how you can get involved.
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24.09.2025
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Allusionist 217. Feminist coffee houses
In their heyday of the 1970s and 1980s, there were more than 200 - possibly
more than 400 - feminist restaurants and coffee shops in the USA and
Canada. These places were aiming to change ways of working, and upend the
hierarchies of restaurants; to provide food that was ethically sourced and
affordable to customers, while providing staff with a decent wage; to
signal to particular kinds of people that a space was specifically for
them. They didn't always succeed, and often they didn't las
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08.09.2025
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Allusionist 216. Four Letter Words: Terisk
Watching the film Legally Blonde one day with the subtitles on, numerous
perfectly innocuous words were partially asterisked out, because of a
technological problem I can't name here lest this episode be blocked from
search results, thus becoming an example of the problem itself.
Who's to blame? A 900-year-old man from Lincolnshire. Although he didn't
ask for this either.
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27.08.2025
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Allusionist 215. Two-Letter Words
Listener Erika wrote: "Perhaps an idea for a bonus ep of Four Letter Word
season would be one on two-letter words: there’s an established list that
Scrabble nerds end up memorizing, and it’s full of weirdness." In fact,
there are TWO established lists, NASPA, the North American Scrabble Players
Association, which has currently 107 two-letter words, and Collins Scrabble
Words, formerly known as SOWPODS, used by the rest of the world and
contains at present 127 two-letter words.
And this ep
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13.08.2025
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Allusionist 214. Four Letter Words: Bane Bain Bath
For today’s instalment of Four Letter Word season, we’re hopping from
‘bane’ to ‘bain’ to ‘bath’, via poison gardens, doll’s eyes, alchemists,
placentas and waterborne curses.